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Guy Hubble,accident-prone car park attendant at Buckingham Palace,saves the queen from a runaway carriage stampede - which he caused - and,to the horror of Secret Service high-ups,is appointed the royal bodyguard. When MI5 hear of a likely attempt to kill the queen Hubble is booked into the hotel where she is staying and where he creates predictable havoc. Falling for the assassin's glamorous accomplice he ends up in his under-pants on a hotel balcony and reported as a peeping Tom but for all that,just as predictably,saves the queen's life - again quite by accident.
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Hubble and security officer Yates are shadowing a royal prince on a shopping trip to a jewellers,which coincides with the armed robbery of the shop. After Hubble has accidentally alerted the robbers to the royal presence they take the prince hostage and,as the SAS prepare to move in,Hubble is suspended. However he mounts his own rescue with a microlight and,as he crashes into the shop,disarms the villains with his toupee.
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Hubble is abducted by Dana and Kagan,the couple whose assassination attempt on the queen he accidentally foiled. They leave him bound and gagged in a basement whilst they head off to a Royal visit in Oxford and another try. After freeing himself and inadvertently crippling Yates,one of the rescue party, Hubble catches up with the pair in Oxford where,once more he defeats them - despite having an arm wedged in a priceless Roman vase.
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Having helped three men load things into a van at the palace Hubble is told that he has inadvertently assisted thieves in stealing valuable pictures from the Royal art collection and is charged with delivering the five million pounds the criminals demand for their return. Handcuffed to the brief case containing the money he is taken to a farm where he meets the mastermind behind the heist - Sir Ambrose Hamilton,the Surveyor of the Royal Pictures. This leads to a shoot-out in an ice cream van and another accidental triumph for Hubble,who literally remains cool throughout.
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