Buy My Name Is Earl

In flashback, we go back six years in time. Earl was going out with Jesse, but one morning, he woke up to find himself married to pregnant Joy. When Jesse tried to understand why she had been ditched, Joy punched her in the face, and she lost two teeth. After training for six years, Jesse is back in town, and she is after Joy. Earl tries to calm her down, but without success, so he has to hide Joy in a caravan. Joy then reveals how they got married, and strikes out number 45 - "Ditched Jesse to marry Joy" - for him, saying it wasn't his fault.
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Earl wants to make up for number 50 on his list, "kicked the lead singer out of my band", by getting his old band back together and play one more gig. Everything goes quite well until the former lead singer of the band finds Earl's list and reads aloud that Earl once had sex with Ralph's mother. Ralph is so mad at Earl he wants to kill him and the only way for Earl not to get killed is to marry Ralph's mother.
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Earl wants to make up for robbing everything in the house of a stoner. Earl and Randy find the stoner (Woody) now lives in an environmental conscious commune. Woody tells them it's very nice of them to offer to buy him back the stuff they stole, but he doesn't need it now that he lives in the commune. When Earl asks him how he can cross him off his list then, Woody suggests he and Randy come and live on the commune for a week and they agree. During the week, Randy starts to miss TV and real food and starts eating his own hand while Earl becomes so environmentally conscious he wants to help out and gets very frustrated when he finds out most people don't care about the environment.
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After Randy discovers crossing items off Earl's list improves his condition, he decides to try and cross off "stole a motorcycle." Unfortunately, both he and Earl were drunk as a skunk when they stole the motorcycle which forces Randy to map that night step by step to find out where they left the motorcycle. Meanwhile, comatose Earl is still living in his sitcom fantasy world with Billie, who turns out to be pregnant.
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Earl is still comatose and Randy tries to make up for ruining their parents' vacation. In a long flashback, we see Earl and Randy as they're supposed to house-sit while their parents go on vacation. When they find a duffel bag filled with marijuana in their truck after shopping for booze with Joy, they decide to sell it. Back at the liquor store to buy some tiny bags to put the pot in, the guy who stashed the duffel bag in the their truck spots them, holds them at gun point and demands they take him to where the bag is so he can get his marijuana back. When they return to their parents' place they find that their parents are home because their flight has been delayed. And to make matters worse, their dad has burned the drugs!
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